I will admit, I waste spend entirely too much time on Facebook. Mostly because it never fails to be a source of entertainment for me. Here are some of my favorite Facebook observations.
Farmville is crack. It takes wasting your time on Facebook to a whole new level.
I may not have spoken with a certain person since high school, and I may still have yet to speak with you. But, that does not stop me from scaring away foxes from your farm, raking your leaves, and chasing your gophers. Things I would surely do for (IRL) in real life friends…..
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Its always amusing to see who clearly has had some work done since you have seen them last. Funny, I don’t remember her boobs resting on her chin ten years ago…..
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I find it reassuring to know that my gaydar was not so far off. The boys you just knew had to be gay in high school, sure enough are. Facebook has restored faith in my gaydar. Thank you Facebook.
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Speaking of high school, I love reading the updates of those that clearly still think it is high school. You know the type, they are still single and kid carefree. Their updates usually go something like this, Friday night: Woooo happy hour and then clubbing! Followed by Saturday: Dude, I am sooo hung over, and my head feels like its going to explode. Has anyone seen my pants? I think I secretly long to have one weekend where my FB updates can match theirs….
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Don’t even get me started on all the “groups” people join. My dear blogging friend Sara did a great post on the idiocy of one said group. Here are some more examples:
- “I don’t care how comfortable Crocs are, you look like a dumbass”
- “I hate pretending I like a present when I actually hate it”
- “ I used to make “potions” out of shampoo as a kids”
- “ I was forced to learn the recorder as a child”
- “ Have you ever noticed when you're hiding, you always have to pee”
- “ I yell at inanimate objects”
Joining a group is sort of a statement of who you are. The groups people join never fail to amuse me.
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There are endless ways Facebook amuses me, I am not sure what I did before it??
On a side note, please change your profile picture back to your face, this doppleganger crap is confusing me…. What the hell is a doppleganger anyway? I picture this:
How does Facebook entertain you??
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